I know Christmas is just a few days away. And I know you’ve got presents to buy, cookies to make (or better yet, to eat), and to-do lists a mile long. (Me too!) But that crazy little guy, who showed up at my door last year, just showed up again. He’s only about 4 feet tall. And he’s got pointy ears. And bells on his shoes.
At least this time I didn’t have to ask the crazy little guy who he was.
Because he told me, last year, he’s a messenger from Santa! Yeah, that’s believable. Right? Even though this was his second visit, I’m still skeptical. Because, well, I’m an adult. Santa and elves are fairy tale characters.
But there he was. And he launched right into his pitch again.
He reminded me of how Santa’s always been able to keep everybody’s Christmas wishes in his head. But now everybody’s so spread out, on social media, and making lists of their own on their smartphones. And apparently Santa and all his helpers still haven’t set up a system to keep track of it all.
So, Santa’s still feeling the numbers crunch. Without a way to keep up with all that extra digital data. The little guy at my door said there needs to be more elves. But Santa doesn’t have an efficient way of bringing more on board. And not enough elves are training to be Santa’s helpers anymore. They just don’t know where to start.
So the little guy said Santa would like my advice again.
Can you believe that? He wanted a quick refresher course that he could take back to his boss. I hated to tell him how I doubt they could change things that fast. But who am I to say Santa couldn’t git ‘er done? Typically I don’t do impromptu “lessons” for anyone. Because I value my time and expertise. But I decided to make an exception, in this case. Because, well, I’m not a Grinch.
So, being the system savant I am, I did more than tell the little guy some tips he could pass on to Santa. I gave him a copy of my business building book.
And I reminded him, if he needs more advice and help, he should book a call with me. Wouldn’t that be something? Instead of me telling Santa what I want for Christmas, he’d be asking me out how to automate and delegate more of his workload. How cool would that be?
Uh…I mean, if he were a real person and all.
I also told the little guy how the elves should enroll in RondaReady YOUnversity. And I told him how it’s already done all the “heavy lifting.” I figured, them being so small they’d relate to that. Anyway, I wanted him to let them know they have alternatives to their typical elf colleges.
Because even elves need to be wise with their money.
Just in case you might like to know more about the alternative I shared with the crazy little guy, book a free call with me. We can talk about YOUniversity. And you might find yourself on a whole different sleigh ride through life. Faster than you can say, “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.”
Time slots for this year are almost all gone. Don’t delay. Book today.